I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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