Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(301): View more from Maryland

About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?

(1-301): View more from Maryland

hey.....beach week happens

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(519): View more from Ontario

Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said

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(626): View more from California

It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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(714): View more from California

I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?

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(510): View more from California

Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.

(1-228): View more from Mississippi

Probably on drugs.

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(248): View more from Michigan

last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.

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