Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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