is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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