I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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