I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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