After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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