You surviving the open bar?
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come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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