3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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