Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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