Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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