wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
