..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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