Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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