My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it glows. i had to have it.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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