on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
