Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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