How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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