the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize