We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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