Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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