my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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