strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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