check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
