i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
