did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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