is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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