Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I forgot how hot balto sounded
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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