omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I want a musical about memes.
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