Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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