dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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