Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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