pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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