There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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