"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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