i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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