Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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