just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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