She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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