Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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