so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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