Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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