whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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