I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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