I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Randomize
