at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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