oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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