Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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