he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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