You made me cry and you don't even care
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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