Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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