Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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