Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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