I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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