so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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